2002-11-13 - 11:51 p.m.
i've been thinking about doing stand-up comedy. i think that, at this point, the only real obstacle i can see standing inmy way is the fact that i am not funny. i used to think i was funny, but my girlfriend has finally conviced me that i am not, in fact, funny, only stupid.
i was thinking i could maybe get up on stage and get really trashed and see what happens. yeah...i could line some shots of tequila up on a barstool and just slam that shit; it'll be a great experiment-you never know what'll come out of your mouth with ten shots of tequila sloshing around in your stomach.
incidentally, a young man propostioned me in a public washroom this afternoon.
"psst", he said.
huh? i thought. does he need toilet paper? if so, why did he not just ask me?
"moooaann", he said.
"schppt, schppt, schppt, schppt, schppt, schppt....schpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschpptschppt......gasp", he said. i washed my hands and left the bathroom. i hope i didn't hurt his feelings. i think he was pretty much done anyway.
